Strange Fruit

Just look at all this fruit right in my backyard. We've got yellow pipas and green pipas -- the local cure for hangovers. We've got enough oranges, in two trees, to keep me full of fresh-squeezed juice three meals a day. We've got papayas, which I really don't care for but are said to be a good cure for constipation, so I eat them every so often. And we've got cacao, which grows off the trunk of the tree, like deflated balloons the day after a birthday party. Not to mention the plantain tree that happened to not be bearing fruit during this particular photo shoot and the avocado tree that gave me all those delicous avocados a few months back.